As the almighty owner, I finally have the server of my dreams. Built it from scratch with blood, sweat, and 47 hours of crying in my mom's basement. These ungrateful rats join thinking they can "have fun" without permission? Pathetic.
Yesterday some 9-year-old builds a 3x3 dirt shack near my 500-block golden penis monument. Teleported in, whispered "nice dirt, now watch this," then /kill @p[r=1000] five times, stole his entire inventory, and banned him for "aesthetic pollution." Appeal denied. Cried in mod chat about "muh spawn rights." I laughed so hard I almost dropped my Monster.
Another one typed "admin abuse lol" in global. Instant /mute 30 days + /ban alt accounts + IP ban + reported his mom on Discord for "raising a criminal." Power feels orgasmic. Staff team knows the rules: agree with me or get voided. One mod questioned a ban once—now he's helper with zero perms and a funny tag: "TraitorTimmy".
Server population? Down to 12, but they're the loyal ones who say "yes sir" when I spawn 64 shulkers of TNT in their base as a "loyalty test." If you can't handle a little creative ownership, go play singleplayer, snowflakes. This is MY anarchy. Rule #1: I am god. Rule #2: There is no rule #2, I banned it.
KiwiSMP – where dreams come true… for me. Everyone else can eat dirt. 💚👑
Doctor#scanadadian
2026-02-19 07:51
106/456 players on here when in server as of now 6.
this is a paid feature on vote websites to make servers look more active. (former server owner on vote sites) took mine off i dont support fraudulent information vote sites. nor servers who use this. Check it by making your own to see
Canadian
2025-12-04 23:36
my server is so dead i lowkey started to fake players lmao
_Inwardlake61703
2025-08-31 11:51
Hi i am inwardlake61703 and just wanted a vote key
Inwardlake61703
2025-08-31 10:44
Its a good server but it is difficult for mobile player
Because they can't vote directly they have to open Google and then vote